Sports-Related Pictures of Ronald Reagan

PICTURES OF RONALD RONALD DOING SPORTSY THINGS

Seriously, there are a lot of Ronald Reagan-related sports photos.

Passing the ball to Gorbachev 

"But I can't dribble here, this is Nancy's favorite carpet."

The original ending to Rudy

They gave this jacket to Reagan in light of him not being allowed to play

Reagan gets a Lakers jersey from Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, famous actor from films such as Airplane! and Game of Death, who also occasionally played a game of hoops.

Reagan playing a game of B-Ball in the famous PSA video The War on Dribbling

The University of Southern California really thought it'd be the Gipper's size.

Shot from the infamous "Christmas Tree Ornament Hanging of 87'" fiasco

Ronald with the two Williams sisters. Reagan loved Tennis, even thought Infinite Jest was "non-put-down-able" because of the tennis bits. No joke.

In this moment, Mr. Reagan invents both the high dive and the "Shopping Cart" dance move.

This doesn't relate to sports, but the look of evil in that Bunny's cold, sullen eyes- the face of evil itself- is enough to warrant a spot on this blog. Chilling. Especially the cyanide eggs.

The Problem with Bronies

So, I'm feeling down today. I wake up and immediately feel like an aimless twenty something. Also, I'm sick, which even though makes my voice sound more like Leonard Cohen (which is a good thing), I don't enjoy the cat claws in the throat. The point of all this is that I should feel down. I should, right? And I was, until I watched this:

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1567917619/my-little-po-mo-volume-one-season-one

I understand that traditional masculinity is just a construct built out of a societal need to control gender roles for the production of- sorry, lost my train of thought among the words "postmodern" and "My Little Pony" being in the same sentence.

http://www.amazon.com/My-Little-Po-Mo-Unauthorized-Friendship/dp/149232356X

Sigh.

Look.
To any Bronies reading this:

I understand that you come from all walks of life, from college-educated liberal arts majors to military service personnel, to leaders of faith, to whomever else. I get it. I also get that you're into the show's writing, and you think episode 8 is a tellingly satirical critique on some heavy, philosophical issue.
I get it.

But-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohnuyqJyEW0

and

http://www.thestar.com/content/dam/thestar/entertainment/2013/06/26/bronys_men_who_dig_my_little_pony_feel_misunderstood/inside_blake_and_my_little_pony_collection.jpg


A terrible joke created by 4Chan that morphed into an actual guilty pleasure has now been transformed into a monster of a fanbase.

It's not even about masculine roles, it's about adults liking this show. If I knew a woman who loved My Little Pony, I probably wouldn't date her. Probably. Not that she'd date me. I mean, maybe she'd like Lou Reed but I highly doubt it.

Anyway, I feel better about my life. Thanks Bronies.

ChaCha Answers, Part I

I consulted with an expert of our time, ChaCha texting service. The questions asked and the answers given are completely real.


Where is Kenny Lake, Alaska?

90 mil. From Anchorage, 45 mil. From Seward, & 46 miles from Soldotna/ Kenai area, & six m. from the word famous Russian River!

Who Do You Love?

I love many people, especially my family and friends. As for my favorite actress, I am a Marilyn Monroe fan myself.

Is Kanye West a jerk?

Kanye West seems to take attention away from others when they are having their moment. Like Taylor Swift at the MTV awards.

Is the Brady Bunch a real family?

The Brady Bunch is a fictional television family that aired on television from 1969-1974. The family was also portrayed in movies.

Is Doctor Who a real doctor?

Doctor Who is a live action television show out of England.

Did Walt Disney hate Jews?

The KKK says that Walt Disney’s story is one of a life-long struggle against the Jewish take-over of his studio and his country.

Did Martin Luther King Jr. like to watch television?

He probably didn’t have time due to being on the road preaching all the time.

Was Malcom X a member of the x-men?

Yes, as it turns out he was a super hero!!

How much chuck could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, And chuck as much as a woodchuck would…If a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Knock knock.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Nobel. Nobel who? No bell, that’s what I knocked!

Did the guy who played Barney the Dinosaur kill himself?

I would need more info like barney’s last name city and state to get the info you requested.

Should I invest in a pyramid scheme?

You shouldn’t join a pyramid scheme because only the people at the top get rich while you do the work. Also you could be jailed.

Are Russian mail order brides a good choice?

It is very important that you be open minded if you’re considering marriage to a foreign woman. You need to know her.

Should I quit my job? It sucks.

Jobs are hard to come by right now, but if you feel like your job is taking an unhealthy toll, or making you unhappy, you could.

Chacha, I have a confession to make: I’ve been seeing other text based information apps. I’m so sorry. Please forgive me.

Lying to ChaCha is just lying to yourself! Of course I forgive you. Can I answer a question for you? ChaCha is here all night!

Hi, mom!

I am 26, have a cat, and enjoy all types of water sports! Do you have another question I can answer? Rock on ChaCha!

What’s your favorite movie?

How about National Treasure?! Nicholas Cage was perfect. It’s adventurous and a must see for all ages! Can’t dance? ChaCha!

Chacha has bad movie taste. It recommended me “National Treasure.”

Yes, it was released in theaters in 2007 and was the ninth highest grossing film in 2007. ChaCha!

Go GOP!

The Beauty of the Midwest

Please watch this, you can use it as a tool and as a weapon.