ChaCha Answers, Part I

I consulted with an expert of our time, ChaCha texting service. The questions asked and the answers given are completely real.


Where is Kenny Lake, Alaska?

90 mil. From Anchorage, 45 mil. From Seward, & 46 miles from Soldotna/ Kenai area, & six m. from the word famous Russian River!

Who Do You Love?

I love many people, especially my family and friends. As for my favorite actress, I am a Marilyn Monroe fan myself.

Is Kanye West a jerk?

Kanye West seems to take attention away from others when they are having their moment. Like Taylor Swift at the MTV awards.

Is the Brady Bunch a real family?

The Brady Bunch is a fictional television family that aired on television from 1969-1974. The family was also portrayed in movies.

Is Doctor Who a real doctor?

Doctor Who is a live action television show out of England.

Did Walt Disney hate Jews?

The KKK says that Walt Disney’s story is one of a life-long struggle against the Jewish take-over of his studio and his country.

Did Martin Luther King Jr. like to watch television?

He probably didn’t have time due to being on the road preaching all the time.

Was Malcom X a member of the x-men?

Yes, as it turns out he was a super hero!!

How much chuck could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, And chuck as much as a woodchuck would…If a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Knock knock.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Nobel. Nobel who? No bell, that’s what I knocked!

Did the guy who played Barney the Dinosaur kill himself?

I would need more info like barney’s last name city and state to get the info you requested.

Should I invest in a pyramid scheme?

You shouldn’t join a pyramid scheme because only the people at the top get rich while you do the work. Also you could be jailed.

Are Russian mail order brides a good choice?

It is very important that you be open minded if you’re considering marriage to a foreign woman. You need to know her.

Should I quit my job? It sucks.

Jobs are hard to come by right now, but if you feel like your job is taking an unhealthy toll, or making you unhappy, you could.

Chacha, I have a confession to make: I’ve been seeing other text based information apps. I’m so sorry. Please forgive me.

Lying to ChaCha is just lying to yourself! Of course I forgive you. Can I answer a question for you? ChaCha is here all night!

Hi, mom!

I am 26, have a cat, and enjoy all types of water sports! Do you have another question I can answer? Rock on ChaCha!

What’s your favorite movie?

How about National Treasure?! Nicholas Cage was perfect. It’s adventurous and a must see for all ages! Can’t dance? ChaCha!

Chacha has bad movie taste. It recommended me “National Treasure.”

Yes, it was released in theaters in 2007 and was the ninth highest grossing film in 2007. ChaCha!